Unfortunately we live in a country where everyone’s late or in a hurry. Allow Me Some More Time Than Your Big Mac! Please save us from your version of reincarnation.ĥ.

Please take a second to roll your eyes on to it we like to be called with what our parents named us. A small tip we all wear a name badge which is bold and clear. Worse please don’t every call us with a name of your choice or chief, pilot, Doctor, AAAAA, Bhaiya, uncle, dude, bro. We are barmen and I assure you we understand a bit more then signs and can speak too. Please don’t whistle, wave or make weird sounds. An “excuse me” would also be great to get our attention. If for any reason you haven’t caught our eye and we are busy making drinks, kindly wait for few minutes. My Mom & Dad Chose A Name For Me, Please Don’t Change It Not everyone at your service is a servant, even if one is by job we would rather be treated how you’d like to be treated yourself.Ĥ. There is no harm in being a little compassionate or well-mannered to people who maybe don’t earn as much as you do and are possibly very passionate about their craft.

Do not go ordering your drinks straight as if the person who just greeted you is a wall. When we welcome you at our bar with a polite “good evening” or “hello” kindly have the courtesy to reply back with a hello. A small tip if you ever take the trouble of asking our names and introducing yourself we will never forget you and remember your drink /preference for the lifetime. We cannot reinvent the cocktails recipe for a minister’s son/daughter or recognize you from thousands of people in the crunch hour with dim lights to make it worse. Regardless of who you are we will make your drink with the same skill set & love as for anyone else. We are very sleep deprived & must have missed out on the current affairs and some of us knew the American Elections results a week after it being officially published. We work some very long and unusual hours and trust me our day never begins or ends anything like or close to yours. We take pride in giving recommendations and are all there until the wee hours of the morning only to make your evening special. So please we request you all with folded hands to call your orders slowly, be clear and sure of what you want. We can hear you loud and clear from that distance & mentally remember your big order with special instructions too, if you yell it makes us wonder if we belong to the same human race like yours. The music could be loud or your adrenaline pumping but your bar tender is most likely an inch away from you, maybe closer than your partner before you kiss.

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